taco salad

taco salad is perhaps the best thing i can think of to eat.

i made some tonight and it was delicious.
the recipe is as follows:

-the better part of a head of Romaine Lettuce.
-a can of Olives
-a can of Kidney Beans
-a tub of Salsa
-about a 1/2 cup of 1000 island dressing
-a bunch of freshly grated cheese
-about a pound and a half of ground beef, or equivalent
-a bag of fritos

first things first, brown all of the beef.
then, wash lettuce, and cut it up to desired size... put it in a big mixing bowl.
throw in the beef, beans, olives, salsa, salad dressing, cheese, and about 3/4 of a bag*** of Fritos.
put your hands in there and mix it all up.

put some of that shit on a plate, and eat it.

***save the remaining fritos for tomorrow. the ones that are in the salad will get all soggy over night, and you'll want crunchy ones when you eat the left overs.


make this tonight, and you'll probably eat so much you'll barf.


ps: you're welcome

tacos make her happy.

nothing makes celina happier than tacos.
i try to make them at least once a week for her.
they are pretty basic, but i've perfected the spices.
i've gotten the ingredients down to a fine science.

i don't use corn tortillas as much as i'd like to.
celina likes to have those fried, and i don't like to dirty another pan.
so flour it is.

the three secret ingredients are: Sriracha sauce, romaine lettuce (rinsed, and then chopped- just before serving), and SHARP cheddar, it has to be SHARP!

celina likes a lot of cheese.

Canadian Water Foul

Stupid Canadian Geese.
I was at work the other day, at a cheese plant that is currently under construction. There is a big ponding basin on the property there for run off and all your basic water storage needs. Lately, there are two new residents of said pond, which happen to be Canadian Geese. oh, how beautiful and majestic they are not. These birds are fucking jerks... one of them in particular. He doesn't have a name as far as i know, so i'll just call him wayne.

Wayne is obviously not concerned with time constraints, and is in no way interested in my production.
Here's a quick run down: we are in the midst of unloading several air handlers and big ass fans (about 1000 each, for the small ones). These are not HUGE, and there's nothing really special about them, it's just that you can't set them in the dirt. I was on a mission to get some 4x4's to set them on.

This is about the time i met Wayne, who is a dick, and his pal who shall remain nameless.
Wayne and his buddy are waddling along, as is a gooses nature, without a care in the world. They are not in a god damned park, they are on a big job site. there are tractors, Semi-Trucks, and cranes, everywhere. Wanting to avoid these two geese that were cruising in front of me at about 1 mph, i honk the horn in my truck to hopefully scare them out of harms way.

Needless to say, this plan backfired.

That asshole 'wayne' stopped, turned around, open his disgusting gullet, produced a long, skinny black tongue and hissed at me like i was the asshole. Here i was looking out for these mother fuckers and he has the nerve to HISS!?

"FUCK YOU! YOU ASSHOLE DUCK!" i screamed. As i threw the truck into 1st and dropped the clutch, these two retards decided it was a good time to get movin'. So, i chased them around in the rocks for a while. Eventually they took flight, though not very gracefully. They more of less flapped and ran. Honking and carrying on the whole damn time.

i intend on smashing these jerk offs.

highschool reunion

I was just looking at Myspace, there is a 10 year high school reunion committee page. i was looking at it, and all the people from my class just now. I realized i have ZERO desire to go. i still know the people i went to school with, that i liked. everyone else, is a fuck face.

i will not be attending, most likely.

What the hell happened to Jimmy Fallon

JWhat the Hell happened to Jimmy Fallon?

I'm not really into this celebrity gossip bull shit, but this is something i feel like i can not ignore. I was curious how he was going to fill Conan's shoes. Not that i'm a huge Conan fan, but he's pretty good at what he does. Last night was the first chance i've had to watch Jimmy Fallon, and i don't think i can ever watch it again, i don't really understand what they are doing.

They plastered so much make up on this guy that he looked like a fucking ventriloquist dummy.
Is this Vaudeville? Can we at least see him in a top hat and spinning bow tie? It was weird and gross. As distracting as that was, i couldn't ignore the bit(s) they did that were AWFUL! not entertaining at all. "SHARED EXPERIENCES" was so god damned stupid, he gave everyone in the audience a WarHead one of those sour ass candies, that, like this show, suck. then everyone ate one, and made sour faces. WOW! this was Brodcasting HISTORY! thank god i witnessed that. some other crap happened, then they had another 'shared experience' only this time they all put on Snuggies, the blanket with sleeves...




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SO THE FUCK WHAT!?
what is funny here!?
"Oh look, Tracy Morgan is wearing one of those backwards bathrobes on TV, gather round!"

i fell asleep

My Neighbors

My neighbors are fucking stupid ass holes.