Canadian Water Foul

Stupid Canadian Geese.
I was at work the other day, at a cheese plant that is currently under construction. There is a big ponding basin on the property there for run off and all your basic water storage needs. Lately, there are two new residents of said pond, which happen to be Canadian Geese. oh, how beautiful and majestic they are not. These birds are fucking jerks... one of them in particular. He doesn't have a name as far as i know, so i'll just call him wayne.

Wayne is obviously not concerned with time constraints, and is in no way interested in my production.
Here's a quick run down: we are in the midst of unloading several air handlers and big ass fans (about 1000 each, for the small ones). These are not HUGE, and there's nothing really special about them, it's just that you can't set them in the dirt. I was on a mission to get some 4x4's to set them on.

This is about the time i met Wayne, who is a dick, and his pal who shall remain nameless.
Wayne and his buddy are waddling along, as is a gooses nature, without a care in the world. They are not in a god damned park, they are on a big job site. there are tractors, Semi-Trucks, and cranes, everywhere. Wanting to avoid these two geese that were cruising in front of me at about 1 mph, i honk the horn in my truck to hopefully scare them out of harms way.

Needless to say, this plan backfired.

That asshole 'wayne' stopped, turned around, open his disgusting gullet, produced a long, skinny black tongue and hissed at me like i was the asshole. Here i was looking out for these mother fuckers and he has the nerve to HISS!?

"FUCK YOU! YOU ASSHOLE DUCK!" i screamed. As i threw the truck into 1st and dropped the clutch, these two retards decided it was a good time to get movin'. So, i chased them around in the rocks for a while. Eventually they took flight, though not very gracefully. They more of less flapped and ran. Honking and carrying on the whole damn time.

i intend on smashing these jerk offs.