Home Movies make me nervous

I decided that i hate home movies. They scare the crap out of me.
This may sound a little morbid, well, it is a little morbid. But this is why i can't stand home movies.

When ever i see a kid in home movies, it reminds me of the clips they show on CNN of some kid who's just recently been abducted, or who's been found chopped up in a bunch of pieces, in a duffel bag on some ditch bank. This is obviously not something i want to happen to my kid, and i think if i don't video tape her, things will all work out.

How often do you sit down and watch home movies? Not very often, i'd be willing to bet. But Pictures, while not creepy at all, you can frame, and enjoy daily. so i say STOP WITH THE VIDEO CAMERAS! or you'll be watching that footage on Larry King Live, of Nancy Grace or some shit, HATING YOURSELF for not listening to me.

I realized this phenomenon yesterday, when Avery was showing me home videos of the Monterey Bay Aquarium, and it really creeped me out. i hate video cameras now. You should delete the videos of your kids, they are weird. stick with pictures.